You can't go one minute these days without hearing how racist Japan is. Contrary to America, where there are many different types of people who hate each other, Japan is filled with one type of person who hates everybody else. I'm not sure which is better.

I wish I worked in customs.

Sorry goons, Japanese women want a guy who knows how to dress himself. Guess those anime dreams are over...

Feel free to rape your girlfriend's mother as often as you like. That shit still flies over there!

Let me be blunt ddr_04. They lose interest because you are a stupid fuck. Your username contains the letters D, D, and R for Christ's sake.

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