You can't go one minute these days without hearing how racist Japan is. Contrary to America, where there are many different types of people who hate each other, Japan is filled with one type of person who hates everybody else. I'm not sure which is better.
I wish I worked in customs.
Sorry goons, Japanese women want a guy who knows how to dress himself. Guess those anime dreams are over...
Feel free to rape your girlfriend's mother as often as you like. That shit still flies over there!
Let me be blunt ddr_04. They lose interest because you are a stupid fuck. Your username contains the letters D, D, and R for Christ's sake.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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