Nah bro, I'm pretty sure the RealDoll is still for losers.
You just let her walk off? You should have raped her! That's what she gets for not properly thanking a man!
The question is, were there any offers in the first place?
BLOW ME UP TOM
What's with these guys that want stuff done to their assholes? I mean, there has to be some underlying gay tendencies there.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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