Here is a question for all you gay guys out there. Do you guys compare your penises with another men alot, or is this type of behavior isolated to this forum? Let me know because this is really keeping me up at night.

It means it's time to post a thread on the internet about it.

My doctor said, "Well, where is it?" and then, "I see..."

Hide your cock pictures better you idiot. No one has even come close to finding mine yet.

6 inches soft. Jesus.

MY EYES MY EYES OH GOD SOMEONE HELP

Yeah so can I but you don't see me bragging.

I got that beat.

Brian is a lucky guy.

I came.

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