I can't quite get a handle on what Lipstick Party is all about. The only thing I could think of is that this is one giant hub for retarded "bloggers". Using that word makes me feel so dirty. "Bloggers", ew.
This is really deep, man!
I feel your pain!
And yet in all of those 10,000 posts you've said nothing.
BOY DO I LOVE CHAT LOGS!
My grandma would beat the shit out of all of you posers.
So which company are you a receptionist at?
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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