I drew seven pictures of Naruto where is my gift certificate to Denny's!!!

POLICE! POLICE! HELP! An anime role player is threatening me!

GET OUT

Show 'em if you got 'em girls!

If you use Naruto terms in real life you should be hit in the head with a shovel.

I'm sure every teacher would love this kid in their class.

It's sigs from hell!

Tips from a pro.

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