Livestock: Abraham is drunk and he is pretending to be you in my aim chat with him
Moof: i will pretend to be Abraham okay
Moof: oh man i remember this one time in irc
Moof: it was like this really bad drama *wears shirt straight out of bag*Moof: hehe he is good at being moof
Livestock: quick write an update for me while i pretend to play world of warcraft
Abraham: im drunk sorta right now
Livestock: haha you are drunk and unable to type properly
Abraham: i need your log in and i can doit
Livestock: WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Abraham: give me a thesm
Abraham: here ill be moff
Abraham: HALLO I LVOE HORSES
Livestock: moff i hate horses more than anything!!
Abraham: why od you hate horses i,am a horse
Livestock: because you refuse to wear horsesocks with your horseshoes!!
Abraham: horsesocks are too expsnesive
Livestock: THAT IS WHY YOU GET A JOB
Abraham: how can i afford thes stars in the sky with only a job
Livestock: you ask for a raise
Abraham: thye discriminate against hroses :(
Livestock: your mom discriminates against horses
Livestock: he had me fooled
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.