Livestock: Abraham is drunk and he is pretending to be you in my aim chat with him
Moof: i will pretend to be Abraham okay
Moof: oh man i remember this one time in irc
Moof: it was like this really bad drama *wears shirt straight out of bag*Moof: hehe he is good at being moof
Livestock: quick write an update for me while i pretend to play world of warcraft
Abraham: im drunk sorta right now
Livestock: haha you are drunk and unable to type properly
Abraham: i need your log in and i can doit
Livestock: WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Abraham: give me a thesm
Abraham: here ill be moff
Abraham: HALLO I LVOE HORSES
Livestock: moff i hate horses more than anything!!
Abraham: why od you hate horses i,am a horse
Livestock: because you refuse to wear horsesocks with your horseshoes!!
Abraham: horsesocks are too expsnesive
Livestock: THAT IS WHY YOU GET A JOB
Abraham: how can i afford thes stars in the sky with only a job
Livestock: you ask for a raise
Abraham: thye discriminate against hroses :(
Livestock: your mom discriminates against horses
Livestock: he had me fooled
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.