I date myself every day at least three times.

This is fan fiction about a web comic. That's the joke.

^_^

Miho is going to plug Yuki's anus with cement. ^_^

I REALLY NEED TO KNOW.

Sorry "AlexRider02" we don't speak retard here.

Don't elect an Asian president! He'll fill the Senate with

When the last thing a girl says to you is, "STOP CALLING ME!", changes her phone number, and runs away to Shanghai something should tell you she doesn't really want to talk to you anymore.

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