Hey guys I just anally violated a kindergardner!

They were invented by the Du Pont corporation.

teh

No, you need to have a penis, sorry.

Hahaha

Thanks for the kind words!

Okay, someone needs their ritalin.

Jesus fucking Christ what a bunch of nerd virgin loser assholes.

Wondering why he created GameFaqs while stroking a pistol.

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