Hey guys I just anally violated a kindergardner!
They were invented by the Du Pont corporation.
No, you need to have a penis, sorry.
Thanks for the kind words!
Okay, someone needs their ritalin.
Jesus fucking Christ what a bunch of nerd virgin loser assholes.
Wondering why he created GameFaqs while stroking a pistol.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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