My favorite gun is Counter-Strike.
Yes, no, maybe so.
Now this I gotta see!
I wish it said pie is exactly free.
I remember the first time I touched by girlfriend's vagina. It took fifteen federal marshalls to bring me down.
This forum sucks. Discuss.
This forum is what the whole world would be like if condoms hadn't been invented.
I lurked in the neighbor's bushes for two months before I finally talked to her. It shoudl be the same with internet forums.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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