My favorite gun is Counter-Strike.
Yes, no, maybe so.
Now this I gotta see!
I wish it said pie is exactly free.
I remember the first time I touched by girlfriend's vagina. It took fifteen federal marshalls to bring me down.
This forum sucks. Discuss.
This forum is what the whole world would be like if condoms hadn't been invented.
I lurked in the neighbor's bushes for two months before I finally talked to her. It shoudl be the same with internet forums.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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