When I went to Disneyland as a kid I would always make my parents buy me that glow shit they sell before the parades. I realize now what a waste of money those were. If I ever have kids and they ask me to buy them anything that glows I'm going to slam their face into a wall.

Sluts and whores.

That is the most incomprehensible sig I have ever seen. Is that supposed to be someone dead in the street or something?

This page only has four images on it but it's still good!

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