Oh boy.

I'm glad that most of this shit is probably not true.

So this is why couples love to go to the park.

Wow wow wow.

Haha yeah, THIS FORUM ISN'T ABOUT CHILD PORN. Haha okay buddy, whatever you say.

Yeah me too.

Sprint is big with the pedophiles I guess.

I'm a doctor.

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