Bart makes a handsome man!!!
damn vile woman, damn vile man! I guess it's time to get a job!!
DOUGS MEDICAL EXPENSES ARE VERY EXPENSIVE
that kid did not grow up to be a police he was a scientist. Do not believe the lies.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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