Bart makes a handsome man!!!
damn vile woman, damn vile man! I guess it's time to get a job!!
DOUGS MEDICAL EXPENSES ARE VERY EXPENSIVE
that kid did not grow up to be a police he was a scientist. Do not believe the lies.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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