Bart makes a handsome man!!!
damn vile woman, damn vile man! I guess it's time to get a job!!
DOUGS MEDICAL EXPENSES ARE VERY EXPENSIVE
that kid did not grow up to be a police he was a scientist. Do not believe the lies.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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