Bart makes a handsome man!!!
damn vile woman, damn vile man! I guess it's time to get a job!!
DOUGS MEDICAL EXPENSES ARE VERY EXPENSIVE
that kid did not grow up to be a police he was a scientist. Do not believe the lies.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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