Now do Phoenix Wright dressed as Urkel.
90 percent of the population could have Asperger's and it'd still be worthy of ridicule and shame.
Buy this man an SA forums account!
What a hack forum. They don't even have the "Judge's Chambers".
I doubt any of these scenarios actually happened.
For every year of your age past 15 that you find yourself continuing to post on a Phoenix Wright forum with a bunch of 13-year-olds you appear to the general public more pathetic by a factor of 10. And this guy looks like he's in his mid-20s.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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