Damn, for a forum based on a Nintendo DS game they sure do let the language fly.
Sounds like the typical goon encounter with women.
Her answer should have been, "Oh sweetie, you aren't asexual. You're just batshit insane."
Meh, at least it's better than Penny Arcade.
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