Damn, for a forum based on a Nintendo DS game they sure do let the language fly.
Sounds like the typical goon encounter with women.
Her answer should have been, "Oh sweetie, you aren't asexual. You're just batshit insane."
Meh, at least it's better than Penny Arcade.
See above comment.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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