The second I saw this post I knew it would become one of my top ten favorite Weekend Web images ever. And like most of them, I can't even explain why. I just love it.

At first I was like, "Okay cool, he found his girl was cheating so he's going to end it now, right? Right???" Then the post takes a turn for the creepy.

If "hacker" is in your username then you've never actually hacked anything in your life.

Do non-English speakers enjoy learning the most rudimentary English skills possible so they can come and ask questions on our God-fearing English-language forums? Listen, I don't learn French badly and go to!

A special thanks goes out to Snowcow, pacman, Toyota the Clown, Moonlitenite, esc, and ryborg.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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