I'm convinced! Here you go, now you have the power of social awkwardness!


So then I looked at the bag and I was like "Oh no you di'int."

I know what you mean. When I fart, it gets real hot in my chair and the whole time I'm like "oh boy this was a mistake haha" but then I realize that I DONT HAVE FUCKING SUPER POWERS.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

About This Column

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2018 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.