I'm convinced! Here you go, now you have the power of social awkwardness!
So then I looked at the bag and I was like "Oh no you di'int."
I know what you mean. When I fart, it gets real hot in my chair and the whole time I'm like "oh boy this was a mistake haha" but then I realize that I DONT HAVE FUCKING SUPER POWERS.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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