I'm convinced! Here you go, now you have the power of social awkwardness!
So then I looked at the bag and I was like "Oh no you di'int."
I know what you mean. When I fart, it gets real hot in my chair and the whole time I'm like "oh boy this was a mistake haha" but then I realize that I DONT HAVE FUCKING SUPER POWERS.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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