BiggerCity is a personals site for girthy gay guys to hook up and rub butter on each other.

Uh, hello, I'd like to buy a water bed. How much for just the frame? Oh, I need it for this. *reveals humongous gut*


Treadmill.


Every Christmas this guy stands in the town square and they project It's A Wonderful Life on his belly for everyone to enjoy. Who needs IMAX?


It's a holiday heart attack!


I just like this post because someone seriously typed out, "You are so right, bigtits!" in an unironic way.


Ladies and gentlemen, the only hot and sexy man left.


This could be your grandpa.


Santa Claus' secret is out.


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