At Blazing Grace, sex and masturbation addicts overcome their dark desires with the power of God and the sage advice of internet crazies.
I have a great job, good looks, and I'm fantastic around children. I just cant figure out why I'm still single! Oh and I have a slight problem with jacking off uncontrollably.
The Holy Spirit finds you guilty on all charges.
I'm getting aroused just thinking about your relationship with your ex. French kissing? Holy shit!
Your church is totally tracking your internet usage and selling that shit for high dollar.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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