At Blazing Grace, sex and masturbation addicts overcome their dark desires with the power of God and the sage advice of internet crazies.

I have a great job, good looks, and I'm fantastic around children. I just cant figure out why I'm still single! Oh and I have a slight problem with jacking off uncontrollably.


The Holy Spirit finds you guilty on all charges.


I'm getting aroused just thinking about your relationship with your ex. French kissing? Holy shit!


Your church is totally tracking your internet usage and selling that shit for high dollar.


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