At Blazing Grace, sex and masturbation addicts overcome their dark desires with the power of God and the sage advice of internet crazies.
I have a great job, good looks, and I'm fantastic around children. I just cant figure out why I'm still single! Oh and I have a slight problem with jacking off uncontrollably.
The Holy Spirit finds you guilty on all charges.
I'm getting aroused just thinking about your relationship with your ex. French kissing? Holy shit!
Your church is totally tracking your internet usage and selling that shit for high dollar.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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