Somebody's definitely schizophrenic, and I don't mean the animals.
Be proud! Your dad was a used car salesman in a past life.
Finally, we have definitive proof that you are a psychic. Case closed boys.
Why you gotta be such a dick Jack Williams?
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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