I don't think frowning when someone else is frowning is an "ability."
I would gladly take your advice if I could just figure out what in the fuck any of this means.
I think you should stick to this diet. Please.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
"For all my education, accomplishments, and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own datajack."
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