Your girlfriend is a fucking moron if she cracked up at such a shitty observation.
Don't know if I mentioned it already, but it's gonna be epic.
Ah yes, this is familiar. Before I hit puberty I always wanted to create my own Megaman bosses.
My dad shot himself in the face because of my 5 minute long rubber ducky escapade.
You ask how his day went and he responds, "Fine." Or, you ask what he's up to and he says, "Nothing."
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
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