Your girlfriend is a fucking moron if she cracked up at such a shitty observation.
Don't know if I mentioned it already, but it's gonna be epic.
Ah yes, this is familiar. Before I hit puberty I always wanted to create my own Megaman bosses.
My dad shot himself in the face because of my 5 minute long rubber ducky escapade.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
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