Your girlfriend is a fucking moron if she cracked up at such a shitty observation.
Don't know if I mentioned it already, but it's gonna be epic.
Ah yes, this is familiar. Before I hit puberty I always wanted to create my own Megaman bosses.
My dad shot himself in the face because of my 5 minute long rubber ducky escapade.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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