Your girlfriend is a fucking moron if she cracked up at such a shitty observation.

Don't know if I mentioned it already, but it's gonna be epic.

Ah yes, this is familiar. Before I hit puberty I always wanted to create my own Megaman bosses.

My dad shot himself in the face because of my 5 minute long rubber ducky escapade.

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