Nightmares, you are clear for take-off.
Looks like Morgan Freeman fell into a cotton candy machine.
I'm complaining for a friend.
Finally! The perfect way to get my girlfriend to make me a goddamned sandwich after a little bit of cunnilingus
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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