Today's episode:Kitty and that other kid learn a valuable lesson about the Police and their reign of terror! Next time you see a "boy in blue", perhaps Kitty's teachings will remind you to never blindly trust them! The Policeman is in fact NOT your friend - he is a fascist, cruel, oppressive dictator who violates your rights every chance he gets!
This is how it always begins, kids. You're minding your own business when suddenly a Policeman barges in to your own private property! Nobody is safe from their unrelenting cruelty!
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