I don't know, take off your clothes?
Oh man I love cartoons. My favorite is Animaniacs!
Damn, calm down. You're just like my grandma at Christmas.
Yeah, you have The Force. It's called your tits.
I do, but only when I'm shooting ping pong balls out of my twat.
That's true, but it's fun to make fun of you too.
Read this story to the end! Trust me. It's kind of like the story Lowtax told when Fragmaster stole a chair from PlanetQuake.
It takes time for young people to find out who they are and what they want to do in life. In the meantime go ahead and strip for some extra spending money.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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