I don't know, take off your clothes?
Oh man I love cartoons. My favorite is Animaniacs!
Damn, calm down. You're just like my grandma at Christmas.
Yeah, you have The Force. It's called your tits.
I do, but only when I'm shooting ping pong balls out of my twat.
That's true, but it's fun to make fun of you too.
Read this story to the end! Trust me. It's kind of like the story Lowtax told when Fragmaster stole a chair from PlanetQuake.
It takes time for young people to find out who they are and what they want to do in life. In the meantime go ahead and strip for some extra spending money.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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