This thread might as well be called, "How did you get into stripping?"
Sucks for you, great for us guys.
Talk about daddy-daughter issues. Yikes.
Why seek therapy when the Internet is just as good?
Well hey, it worked out in the end then didn't it?
Tittie bars: go for the atmosphere and service, stay for the stanky ass nacho cheese runny pussy.
Oh shit, someone made a rational post on a stripper forum.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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