This thread might as well be called, "How did you get into stripping?"


Sucks for you, great for us guys.


Talk about daddy-daughter issues. Yikes.


Why seek therapy when the Internet is just as good?


Well hey, it worked out in the end then didn't it?


Tittie bars: go for the atmosphere and service, stay for the stanky ass nacho cheese runny pussy.


Oh shit, someone made a rational post on a stripper forum.


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