Quess what! I'm a vampire!
ONLY SERIOUS VAMPIRES NEED APPLY.
I wonder if Loyal Ghoul had a boner when he was typing all that submissive nonsense out. But then again everybody on the Internet has a boner all the time.
You owe royalties to Sam Simon now even if he had nothing to do with that show for 13 years.
I thought being a pathetic goth faggot ruined your life.
A little biased, don't you think???
On top of the crips and the bloods, now we have to be worried about the psi's and the sangs? Christ!
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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