Quess what! I'm a vampire!
ONLY SERIOUS VAMPIRES NEED APPLY.
I wonder if Loyal Ghoul had a boner when he was typing all that submissive nonsense out. But then again everybody on the Internet has a boner all the time.
You owe royalties to Sam Simon now even if he had nothing to do with that show for 13 years.
I thought being a pathetic goth faggot ruined your life.
A little biased, don't you think???
On top of the crips and the bloods, now we have to be worried about the psi's and the sangs? Christ!
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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