Quess what! I'm a vampire!


ONLY SERIOUS VAMPIRES NEED APPLY.


I wonder if Loyal Ghoul had a boner when he was typing all that submissive nonsense out. But then again everybody on the Internet has a boner all the time.


You owe royalties to Sam Simon now even if he had nothing to do with that show for 13 years.


I thought being a pathetic goth faggot ruined your life.


A little biased, don't you think???


On top of the crips and the bloods, now we have to be worried about the psi's and the sangs? Christ!


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