Quess what! I'm a vampire!
ONLY SERIOUS VAMPIRES NEED APPLY.
I wonder if Loyal Ghoul had a boner when he was typing all that submissive nonsense out. But then again everybody on the Internet has a boner all the time.
You owe royalties to Sam Simon now even if he had nothing to do with that show for 13 years.
I thought being a pathetic goth faggot ruined your life.
A little biased, don't you think???
On top of the crips and the bloods, now we have to be worried about the psi's and the sangs? Christ!
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
Take a journey to the haunted end of the uncanny valley with these terrifying and just plain terrible youtube videos for children.
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