Quess what! I'm a vampire!


I wonder if Loyal Ghoul had a boner when he was typing all that submissive nonsense out. But then again everybody on the Internet has a boner all the time.

You owe royalties to Sam Simon now even if he had nothing to do with that show for 13 years.

I thought being a pathetic goth faggot ruined your life.

A little biased, don't you think???

On top of the crips and the bloods, now we have to be worried about the psi's and the sangs? Christ!

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