"Oh yea this is so hot... ah yea.. ah.. uh... wait.. nooooo!"

Yea, everyone needs to give a little bit of double vaginal a try.

Nothing kills the moment like a break in the middle of foreplay to wipe a dirty asshole.

Stop whining pencil dick.

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