Jay leno is so totally in my face.

This particular post spawned over ten pages of nerd arguments.

I think you're looking into it a little too much.

Hot Shots was definately known for it's sensual love scenes.

I present to you dear readers the only eight people in the world who give a flying shit about Demi Moore's chest. I mean, anymore. What is she, like 50 years old? It's time to put this cow out to pasture.


One day I hope to experience the mythical "elite" quality.

Jodie Sweetin, future porn star.

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