The only thing that can help "Aragornllum" is a shotgun blast to the face.

Kill Bill was a terrible movie.

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you?! I know your kind. It sickens me.

Oh, that Nigel Wick, what a card!

You're no samurai! All samurais went extinct in the big fireworks factory explosion of '89.

So much hate.

I don't know what Degrassi is but I'm sure it's worthy of belittlement.

BRB 20 mins gonna commit rape AFK.

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