For the last time, Kill Bill fucking sucked.

What a great thread.

Ugh, spoilers!

The only thing worse than flaming "Sitcom Analyzer" is being "Sitcom Analyzer".

What?

Oh don't be rediculous.

I remember.

Finally, this is what's wrong with America's children.

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