For the last time, Kill Bill fucking sucked.

What a great thread.

Ugh, spoilers!

The only thing worse than flaming "Sitcom Analyzer" is being "Sitcom Analyzer".

What?

Oh don't be rediculous.

I remember.

Finally, this is what's wrong with America's children.

That'll do it for this edition of The Weekend Web. Catch us next Sunday when we invade random homes with hockey masks and guns while snapping photos of the resulting fun!

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