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People who imitate Jeff K are the bottom of the barrel on the internet. He's probably the funniest god damn person who ever wrote for a web site, you are not.

Please log off the internet forever.

He wasn't able to get off a dragon punch.

I once saw a ghost but it was only grandpa.

I use a computer.

156 gigs.

The Dave Chapelle show is the best thing on television right now.

I wish this post was for real.

He grew up to be a fatty.

I'm sticking a twisty-tie in my ear.

Eh...

Thank you and goodnight.

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