People who imitate Jeff K are the bottom of the barrel on the internet. He's probably the funniest god damn person who ever wrote for a web site, you are not.
Please log off the internet forever.
He wasn't able to get off a dragon punch.
I once saw a ghost but it was only grandpa.
I use a computer.
The Dave Chapelle show is the best thing on television right now.
I wish this post was for real.
He grew up to be a fatty.
I'm sticking a twisty-tie in my ear.
Thank you and goodnight.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends vegit0r, Famous Mortimer, dings, puffery, fairport, Swyss, Voice of Anarchy, Vlad, Heat, HobbitGrease, dephile, cynic, Lölledöpke, Mighty Stalker, thom8o, Uberapan, and Kenspy for contributing to this report.
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Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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