I have no doubts that this woman is going to try this someday. Don't be embarassed. I know the pain of being a poor Mexican baby. When I was a young lad my diapers were made of rubber tire fragments found on the side of the highway and I drank milk out of a cat teat.
KILL YOURSELF. NOW.
How can you write roughly 300 words on twins? It boggles the mind!
No, you're not ready to have a baby. You'll never be ready. Hopefully a freak car accident renders you infertile, for all our sake.
At least she apologized.
The internet made him do it!
She's holding it because she's scared of what you do with it. If she keeps it in then it won't get anywhere near her face like always. Parents these days...
If you find yourself saying, "This may be a stupid question" then it's probably a stupid question.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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