Maybe the kid won't grow up to be a complete pussy now.

I judge that you don't know what you're doing you stupid cunt.

I don't know what's going on here but I'm sure the circled part is very fascinating.

What a naive woman. If your husband can't jerk off to some hot pieces of ass every now and then, then he will probably cheat on your fat ass you ignorant bitch.

Kids love alcohol.

STOP FUCKING.

Christ, lady, was he up to his elbow in gaping snatch?

Life miracles more like tax credits.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

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