Maybe the kid won't grow up to be a complete pussy now.
I judge that you don't know what you're doing you stupid cunt.
I don't know what's going on here but I'm sure the circled part is very fascinating.
What a naive woman. If your husband can't jerk off to some hot pieces of ass every now and then, then he will probably cheat on your fat ass you ignorant bitch.
Kids love alcohol.
Christ, lady, was he up to his elbow in gaping snatch?
Life miracles more like tax credits.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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