Maybe the kid won't grow up to be a complete pussy now.
I judge that you don't know what you're doing you stupid cunt.
I don't know what's going on here but I'm sure the circled part is very fascinating.
What a naive woman. If your husband can't jerk off to some hot pieces of ass every now and then, then he will probably cheat on your fat ass you ignorant bitch.
Kids love alcohol.
Christ, lady, was he up to his elbow in gaping snatch?
Life miracles more like tax credits.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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