Maybe the kid won't grow up to be a complete pussy now.
I judge that you don't know what you're doing you stupid cunt.
I don't know what's going on here but I'm sure the circled part is very fascinating.
What a naive woman. If your husband can't jerk off to some hot pieces of ass every now and then, then he will probably cheat on your fat ass you ignorant bitch.
Kids love alcohol.
Christ, lady, was he up to his elbow in gaping snatch?
Life miracles more like tax credits.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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