Crafts are a dangerous art. Pretty pathetic, ain't it?

But you don't understand. I need it off!

Paging DocEvil.

I hope for the sake of the world that those things hold.

Oh boy, this forum just keeps getting more exciting with every thread.

I wonder how dry your vagina has to be in order to make something like this.

COME ON WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. Goddamnitt fuck you Craftster fucks.

I can't tell if that's bacon or a snake.

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