I think that teenagers' problems are very funny. Is that so wrong? Let me share this boy's tale of woe with you.

One annoyance I have with video games is that when something new comes out very few people want to figure things out for themselves. Five seconds after the Unreal Tournament 2004 demo came out people were asking, "WHERE IS THE REDEEMER?" Find it for yourself you incompetent clod! And I hate when people ask how to enable a certain feature. If there's an OPTIONAL feature of the game you want to enable maybe it would be in the OPTIONS menu. Anyway, the same thing goes for sex. Nobody wants to figure it out for themselves. One of the best parts of experimenting with sex is the actual experimenting. Just fiddle around with your genitals and maybe you'll figure it out. It's not that hard folks.

I think he's drunk right now.

I think I'm going to play some Counter-Strike tonight. Right after this episode of Friends.

Ejaculating underwater looks scary and strange to me. And that's all I have to say about that.

Congratulations! You've got AIDS!

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