The top hat is a beautiful yet deadly creature.
Something tells me "Dustin" here has never gotten his greasy hands on a New York Times and read through one whole article before being distracted by a fart.
Live on the edge. Cook toast in the shower. Run red lights. Shoot yourself with a firearm! These fun and wholesome activities are sure to put a little extra excitement into your life.
It's all in your head.
I want to shoot myself in the face.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
WINBLOWS sucks!!! The only reason Micro$$$oft made it is so they could make money! Those sons of bitches!
Mine is shaped like a frito.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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