The top hat is a beautiful yet deadly creature.
Something tells me "Dustin" here has never gotten his greasy hands on a New York Times and read through one whole article before being distracted by a fart.
Live on the edge. Cook toast in the shower. Run red lights. Shoot yourself with a firearm! These fun and wholesome activities are sure to put a little extra excitement into your life.
It's all in your head.
I want to shoot myself in the face.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
WINBLOWS sucks!!! The only reason Micro$$$oft made it is so they could make money! Those sons of bitches!
Mine is shaped like a frito.
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
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