The top hat is a beautiful yet deadly creature.

Something tells me "Dustin" here has never gotten his greasy hands on a New York Times and read through one whole article before being distracted by a fart.

Live on the edge. Cook toast in the shower. Run red lights. Shoot yourself with a firearm! These fun and wholesome activities are sure to put a little extra excitement into your life.

It's all in your head.

I want to shoot myself in the face.

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

Haha dummy.

WINBLOWS sucks!!! The only reason Micro$$$oft made it is so they could make money! Those sons of bitches!

Mine is shaped like a frito.

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