The top hat is a beautiful yet deadly creature.
Something tells me "Dustin" here has never gotten his greasy hands on a New York Times and read through one whole article before being distracted by a fart.
Live on the edge. Cook toast in the shower. Run red lights. Shoot yourself with a firearm! These fun and wholesome activities are sure to put a little extra excitement into your life.
It's all in your head.
I want to shoot myself in the face.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
WINBLOWS sucks!!! The only reason Micro$$$oft made it is so they could make money! Those sons of bitches!
Mine is shaped like a frito.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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