Marylyn Manson is a goddamn nut who sings what may or may not be music and anybody who listens to him is a fucking basketcase as well. Truth: my anti-drug.
Look what A.D.D. is doing to our children. If you think that's bad just wait until you see what I do to our children.
Hey completely heterosexual best friend, would you like to jerk off together?
Brushing a cat's teeth is harder than it sounds.
Congratulations! You've got the puberty!
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The doctor knows when you've been sleeping, and knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been jerking off in your sister's birthday cake. That's terrible.
Yes, because your entire self worth is base on how large the two balls of flesh are on your chest.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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