Please remove me from your mailing list.
Someone, anyone, please hurry and sexualize a children's video game character! This is urgent!
This is a lot like what I imagine Scott Baio's life to be like, except cars aren't purposely trying to hit "Leoshi."
Every night I fall asleep with my dignity.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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