Please remove me from your mailing list.

Someone, anyone, please hurry and sexualize a children's video game character! This is urgent!

This is a lot like what I imagine Scott Baio's life to be like, except cars aren't purposely trying to hit "Leoshi."

Every night I fall asleep with my dignity.

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