"God, Mom, I'm like 24! Lay off!"
This wouldn't have happened if this website was about the Chessmaster.
"Dino Dude" is like 80 in dork years.
You have no idea what you are getting yourself into.
At last, "Littlink's" -Reign Terror!- is finally over.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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