"God, Mom, I'm like 24! Lay off!"

This wouldn't have happened if this website was about the Chessmaster.

"Dino Dude" is like 80 in dork years.

You have no idea what you are getting yourself into.

At last, "Littlink's" -Reign Terror!- is finally over.

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