There used to be nothing more embarrassing than accidentally calling your teacher "Mom," but then this post comes flyin' out of nowhere.
"Littlink" just took off his little pink lace glove and busted "ABYAY" across the grill with it.
Clorox gets your whites whiter and your brights brrrrrrrroooooohhhhhh godddd mommm helllllp
Start with "ingster's" computer, for Pete's sake.
Now wait just one minute, if "Dino Dude" is qualified to be giving out girl advice I'd like to write a few paragraphs about being a lumberjack.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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