There used to be nothing more embarrassing than accidentally calling your teacher "Mom," but then this post comes flyin' out of nowhere.

"Littlink" just took off his little pink lace glove and busted "ABYAY" across the grill with it.

Clorox gets your whites whiter and your brights brrrrrrrroooooohhhhhh godddd mommm helllllp

Start with "ingster's" computer, for Pete's sake.

Now wait just one minute, if "Dino Dude" is qualified to be giving out girl advice I'd like to write a few paragraphs about being a lumberjack.

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