Jeffrey's Love Quest

Jeffrey Santiago is a man like any other. Actually, forget I said that part. He's a damned fruit loop in love with a cartoon character. Let's follow his aching heart in it's raw, unedited format through months of creepy love letters left in some anime guestbook somewhere, and maybe, just maybe, we'll discover a little bit of Jeffrey in each of us.

Whoa, monster cockblock! Will Jeffrey recover in time?

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