|Modern Starfleet Officer posted by dallaswv|
Found by SirChumpsalot
User's description: A karaoke filk song that I did one night.
Real description: "dallaswv" takes us on a musical journey that cuts up the fabric of time, space and a couple of perfectly good t-shirts. Our hero, whose rank appears to be earned through his skillful use of a BeDazzler, sings his Star Trek anthem with a MIDI accompaniment, then spends about 12 seconds looking smugly down on us as if we owe him something. We do, it's called pity.
User rating: 2 stars
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