|Let's Paint and Exercise TV! posted by jxmitchell|
Found by flub
User's description: Let's Paint and Exercise TV!, starring John Kilduff and Frozen Plastic. A public access show where a guy paints and exercises - at the same time.
Real description: An artist in a suit runs on a treadmill and paints portraits of his friend, who is also a king. I am not being sarcastic when I say this is better than most shows on TV today.
User rating: 4 stars
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This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
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