Let's Paint and Exercise TV! posted by jxmitchell
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User's description: Let's Paint and Exercise TV!, starring John Kilduff and Frozen Plastic. A public access show where a guy paints and exercises - at the same time.

Real description: An artist in a suit runs on a treadmill and paints portraits of his friend, who is also a king. I am not being sarcastic when I say this is better than most shows on TV today.

User rating: 4 stars

"This is so surreal. I love it." - JohnATallon

"He's no Bob Ross. But that music, and that scepter, and that junglescape... bizarre!" - joshzam
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