"Hey, you know that guy from the Internet who said he had a dungeon in his house and could light matches on his stomach stubble and always wore leather and said we should go for a ride on his motorcycle and then go back to his place to watch some home movies of clowns crying at parties? HE WAS WEIRD!"
If being fat were a crime both the prison system and the Internet would grind to a halt.
Sounds like Chad left them hanging!!!
THANKS FOR THE TIPS, COMPUPIMP!! I'll never forget you!
This is like that movie Weird Science except there's no science.
Don't hate on a woman just because she has a freeway for a crotch.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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