"Hey, you know that guy from the Internet who said he had a dungeon in his house and could light matches on his stomach stubble and always wore leather and said we should go for a ride on his motorcycle and then go back to his place to watch some home movies of clowns crying at parties? HE WAS WEIRD!"
If being fat were a crime both the prison system and the Internet would grind to a halt.
Sounds like Chad left them hanging!!!
THANKS FOR THE TIPS, COMPUPIMP!! I'll never forget you!
This is like that movie Weird Science except there's no science.
Don't hate on a woman just because she has a freeway for a crotch.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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