"Hey, you know that guy from the Internet who said he had a dungeon in his house and could light matches on his stomach stubble and always wore leather and said we should go for a ride on his motorcycle and then go back to his place to watch some home movies of clowns crying at parties? HE WAS WEIRD!"
If being fat were a crime both the prison system and the Internet would grind to a halt.
Sounds like Chad left them hanging!!!
THANKS FOR THE TIPS, COMPUPIMP!! I'll never forget you!
This is like that movie Weird Science except there's no science.
Don't hate on a woman just because she has a freeway for a crotch.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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