The Nuge Board

THE NUGE!!! Ted Nugent! The one and only rock wizard behind Cat Scratch Fever (the album, not the fever) and the idea of wearing a tail stapled to your jeans while you rock out. Since losing his luster in the music industry he's found some renewed popularity in becoming a symbol for more "rural" values toward things like politics, hunting, and filthy, dirty, lowlife foreigners. And he wears that tail.

This is a pretty good coincidence because I'd like it if "causeffect" got lost in the woods too.

Print up the signs, we can't lose!

If you've never taken down a buck while standing naked in your driveway you're missing the hell out.

I said cool too, to be honest.

This is pretty much what's going to happen to the Internet once we all get old and senile.

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