The Nuge Board
THE NUGE!!! Ted Nugent! The one and only rock wizard behind Cat Scratch Fever (the album, not the fever) and the idea of wearing a tail stapled to your jeans while you rock out. Since losing his luster in the music industry he's found some renewed popularity in becoming a symbol for more "rural" values toward things like politics, hunting, and filthy, dirty, lowlife foreigners. And he wears that tail.
This is a pretty good coincidence because I'd like it if "causeffect" got lost in the woods too.
Print up the signs, we can't lose!
If you've never taken down a buck while standing naked in your driveway you're missing the hell out.
I said cool too, to be honest.
This is pretty much what's going to happen to the Internet once we all get old and senile.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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