Wow, you've got to be really damn nasty to surprise a janitor.
Good communication is the cornerstone of every relationship, but communication that's too good can work against you.
I'm pretty sure "Stinger" steals all of his post ideas from those old Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer SNL skits.
"Bryian" had a hard day stealing that extra letter, so it was good to finally relax.
What would we do if we didn't have "Dork" around to articulate things so nicely?
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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