There's something oddly refreshing about reading posts by weird poop guys. From now on, whenever I'm feeling down in the dumps I can tell myself, "At least I'm not one of those guys posting about taking a crap at"

Wow, you've got to be really damn nasty to surprise a janitor.

Good communication is the cornerstone of every relationship, but communication that's too good can work against you.

I'm pretty sure "Stinger" steals all of his post ideas from those old Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer SNL skits.

"Bryian" had a hard day stealing that extra letter, so it was good to finally relax.

What would we do if we didn't have "Dork" around to articulate things so nicely?

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