Daddy licks his mantit posted by Blackyce

User's description: Video of a big chubby older bear who licks his own nipples.

Real description: Homeless-looking old guy lifts his hairy boob and licks it on at least 3 seperate occasions. Video comes complete with horrible breathing-down-your-neck noises, so turn up your volume for the full effect.

User rating: 4 stars

"Woof! very nice, i think almost every fat guy can do that. I know I can ;-)" - Williebear

"you make me wet, your that hot" -caitis
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