You may have confused this with "the angry dolphin" which is just the noise the girl makes when you accidentally put it in her ass.

Someone didn't pay attention in beastiality 101.

Jesus Christ.

The Sasquatch will rip your fucking dick off I'm not even playing.

No for the love of God don't.

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