The No Sheep Zone, submitted by Ritalin M. Popsicle. Shitty web design provides a heart warming for this exasperatingly huge 80's "metal" shit band tribute site. Although "tribute" site might be better said as "rant" site. Most of what this guy does is yammer on endlessly about how any band that didn't have giant hair and wasn't a whiney one-hit hard rock wonder twenty years ago totally sucks to the max dude.
SPEAKING OF THE FAG (WHO SHOULD FEEL BLESSED THAT I ACKNOWLEDGED HIS MEANINGLESS DRIVEL) LET ME SEE WHERE DO I START? OK G&R: HEY ASSHOLE YOU WILL NEVER FIND A BIGGER FAN OF THAT BAND THAN MYSELF BUT I REFUSE TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN AXL TAKES A PERMANENT LEAVE OF HIS SENSES AND DESTROYS THE BAND LIKE HE DID!! SORRY UNLIKE SHEEP LIKE YOURSELF I DON'T BLINDLY FOLLOW ANYBODY OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
NOW NIRVANA: ONE MORE TIME, TALENTLESS SHITTY MUSICIANS WITH HORRIBLE LYRICS. WHO WERE WORSHIPPED BY NO SHOWER TAKING SKANKS WHO WERE EASILY MISLED MORONS. THEIR CONTRIBUTION TO POP CULTURE WAS THAT THEY MADE STARING AT THEIR SNEAKERS A STATEMENT OF THEIR GENERATION. NIRVANA AND GRUNGE (WHICH WAS A FAD NOT MUSIC) WILL ALWAYS SUCK!!! FUCK KURT AND FUCK YOU!
Well, okay, yeah. So he's an anti-drug hairband freak who hates any version of rock other than LA Guns and Twisted Sister. Somehow this concept is extended over roughly a hundred thousand pages of content that range from him gloating over the death of Layne Staley to moaning about how much he hates Howard Stern and how Opie and Anthony rule. Yeah they sure rule when they remove Something Awful watermarks from work done by people on our forums. Way to go guys. But I digress, this is about what a monumentally shitty site this is, not about Opie and Anthony's pilfering of our Photoshops, and this site has plenty of shitty to go around to every radio "shock jock" currently on the airwaves.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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