Ultimate Bad-Asses, submitted by Chris. The only good thing I could possibly write about this site is that it hasn't been updated since May 21st. If only more webcomics could be so late in updating, the Internet would be a much more wonderful place.

"Ultimate Bad-Asses" is a webcomic about various bubble-headed, unfunny "Marines" who float around in white space and make witty and hilarious comments which are neither witty nor hilarious. In fact, the following comments are so utterly non-witty and non-hilarious that I do believe I want to make myself die!

HA HA! THAT IS HUMOR, MY FRIEND! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! GET IT? If only the super-intelligent Goth Poets could combine forces with the ultra-hilarious webcomic authors of the world! Then we'd have one easy, visible target to direct the orbiting laser cannons at. Oops, I just ended that last sentence with a preposition.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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